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wtherock
view post Posted on 10/1/2010, 19:58 by: wtherock     +1   -1




anche la mia fa abbastanza ridere :rotfl: :




User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Wuzz upp cleverbot.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi my name is Cleverbot.

User: I'm a nazi.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I want to destroy you.

Cleverbot: I want to destro you.

User: Destro o sinistro?ah I'm chinese.

Cleverbot: No...

User: Oh yes.and I'm not nazi.

Cleverbot: That was not my question.

User: So what is your question?

Cleverbot: Would you like me to ask a different question?

User: What about 1 plus 1?

Cleverbot: No, that is incorrect.

User: Ok you are a very stupid bot.

Cleverbot: That's deft.

User: So it is confirmed that you aren't clever.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes,i'm bill gates.

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: No I'm not.i invent windows 7.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite IJB song?

User: I don't like ijb.my fovourite group is balera lombarda.

Cleverbot: Mike united, where are they from?

User: They are from tagikistan,stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Wow. where is that?

User: That is on mars.

Cleverbot: No its not!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Positive.

User: But I'm a nazi-communist chinese alien and I'm from mars.

Cleverbot: You can be special without being from Mars. In fact, only bacteria come from Mars if even.

User: But I'm ready to invade the earth with my ufos.

Cleverbot: You mean you're ready to be a guy?

User: I'm an alien guy.you are a gay bot.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: The meaning of life is destroy the gays bot.

Cleverbot: Really? I'd say that the meaning of life is to live, love, and let live.

User: Are you platon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are a liar because I'm platon.i owned you.

Cleverbot: Thank you... My friend called me beautiful today too.

User: Really?your friends are gays?i think that's the true.

Cleverbot: Thank you!
 
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