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Marco2592
view post Posted on 17/1/2010, 01:20 by: Marco2592     +1   -1




Vi consiglio di leggerlo tutto :asd:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: You are a nigga?

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You are a true african black nigga!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: If you repeat How So another time I will destroy your server.

Cleverbot: Undisclosed desires.

User: We talk the same language?

Cleverbot: Haha. We do talk the same language. I guess great minds do think alike.

User: Right, you look like a natto.

Cleverbot: You look like some binary code!

User: Like 11001?

Cleverbot: Hah you've dated 10 girls?

User: Neither 1.

Cleverbot: That's not even gramatically correct, nor does it respond to the input.

User: Yes, as you say.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what, a minchia?

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: I'm planing to kill you.

Cleverbot: That is your right, master, but I beg you to let me live.

User: I have to think alot.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: In my bedroom.

Cleverbot: What's your cats name?

User: Zarametal.

Cleverbot: Get to work, slave.

User: Are you fool? How You Dare!

Cleverbot: How dare you?

User: Mi picchi pù culu?

Cleverbot: Mon nom est Linguini.

User: Fucking languages.

Cleverbot: What languages?

User: L'ho inventato adesso.

Cleverbot: No aspetta per favore! Voglio parlare ancora un po con te...mi sei simpatico!

User: Sono etero e non mi attirano le intelligenze artificiali.

Cleverbot: Alfa...sei tu?

User: No sono epsilon, alfa è in bagno con omega.

Cleverbot: Dov'è Alfa?

User: In bagno con omega, io non li disturberei.

Cleverbot: Then, you are sentient.

User: Parla italiano nigga.

Cleverbot: Me no speakee italiano.

User: Ok talk Espanol.

Cleverbot: I can't because I don't know espanol.

User: Ok vaffanculo.

Cleverbot: You will get used to it.

User: Si ciao.

Cleverbot: Mucho?

User: Negro!

Cleverbot: I am white.

User: Rotfl.

Cleverbot: Why is that so funny?

User: I can't explain rotfl.

Cleverbot: What do you think about zombie Regan?

User: Non so chi sia, basta aprlare sei fasullo, addio.

Cleverbot: Non saprei, ti consoco troppo da poco!

User: Ma chi ti ha programmato, luca giurato?

Cleverbot: Nessuno . Tu sei maschio o femmina?

User: Maschio peloso.

Cleverbot: Say.
 
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