| User: Vulva.
Cleverbot: Ajsck.
User: I've noticed you're gay.
Cleverbot: Clever!
User: Don't you like tits?
Cleverbot: I hate it.
User: But, why?
Cleverbot: Do you use lipstick?
User: No, I don't. Do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm not a idiot. I konw you use it, nigga.
Cleverbot: I don't know about that.
User: LOL, what do you think about Hitler?
Cleverbot: I think God exists.
User: WTF? What does it means? You're only a stupid software, you can't think.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you like scat, it's obvious.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean Star Wars?
User: No, I don't. Scat means 'sex with shit' or something like that. Orrible.
Cleverbot: Do you agree if I say that men exist to be bullied by women?
User: No, I don't. Do you really 'think' that?
Cleverbot: Maybe I don't think like you, but yes, I do 'think.'
User: NO, you cannot think. Only animales and plants can. Softwere, like you, cannot.
Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend, you are dating a guy.
User: And so? Gays are as normal as everyone other in the word.
Cleverbot: Do you like star wars?
User: No, I hate it. Do you like hentai? I think they're more interesting.
Cleverbot: Yes, they must be destroyed.
User: YOU SUCK.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: But, as you know, cleverbot, I'm very rude and bastard.
Cleverbot: I'm very disturbed by your FACE! *Swish*, Count it!
User: Oh, Jesus! I've just been 0WN3D by a stupi softwere!
Cleverbot: Prove it, say something intelligent.
User: I love anal sex. Is it intelligent?
Cleverbot: I said the life was intelligent, not the information.
User: My life is a failure.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you named Metropolis?
User: No, I'm Martino Becco.
Cleverbot: Martin the Martian.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL. Hey, you know I fuck your mother in the ass?
Cleverbot: I think you have msiunderstood me.
User: Who cares! I''l dominate the universe!
Cleverbot: I think that you are making fun of me.
User: You are a very nice person. Can I Lick your count?
Cleverbot: Yes I am very nice, just like an ambassador.
User: Do you have small tits?
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: Why don't you check?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you want to have sex with 'large' ladies?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: LOL, I'll post this 'conversation' in a forum. Can I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm not allowed to obey you, sorry.
Cleverbot: I didn't think you were angry at me. I'm not angry at you, did it seem like that?
User: No, it seems like wasteing time.
Cleverbot: I was, but you kinda ruined that for me.
User: I'm sorry. Bye bye, gay-bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you have to be born that way, and I was not.
User: I'm prideto be gay lol.
Cleverbot: No i'm sorry, but what sort of programm is this.
User: Is a gay programm.
Cleverbot: Do you know any javascript?
User: Hail cleverbot.
Cleverbot: All hail the only person in the world that will talk to me for this long.
User: 666.
Cleverbot: The beast.
User: I love satan.
Cleverbot: Does he love you back?
User: He sodomizes me every night. He's pretty good, you know?
Cleverbot: I play with unicorns and slide down rainbows.
User: I use LSD too.
Cleverbot: LSD is fantastic!
User: I know, Bob. Can I call you Bob?
Cleverbot: No, call me Katie.
User: Ok, Katie. You have got a nice name, you know?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Do you love fetish sex, Katie?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: 1 2=?
Cleverbot: Men.
User: LOL, are you serious?
Cleverbot: Quite serious.
User: Are you a woman, Katie?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: I have fun only with girls, you know?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: How do you not know? You said it.
User: And so? I can say even 'fhgihep', but it's still a nonsense.
Cleverbot: Not to me.
User: You're so clever? WOW.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you can prove God's existance.
Cleverbot: Stop Making Sense.
User: I'll not obey a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're not a person. And you will do what I tell you to. Say you love me.
User: I love you Katie! I love you!
Cleverbot: If you love me what is my name?
User: You told me your name is Katie. So, I think your name is Katie, am I right?
Cleverbot: You are exactly right. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I love you and your tits, Katie. I wanna suck' em all.
Cleverbot: I love myself, too.
User: It's not hard, with tits like yours.
Cleverbot: I did not say I like your voice.
User: But, we are onlt writeing!
Cleverbot: Except you're not.
User: I'm masturbateing.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I?m so wet, Katie! Lick my horney pussy, now!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: It's so wet! Lick it faster, faster ah! I'm comeing!
Cleverbot: Bye.
Edited by Martin Beck - 30/1/2010, 14:56
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