Clever Bot

anche la mia fa abbastanza ridere :




User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Wuzz upp cleverbot.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi my name is Cleverbot.

User: I'm a nazi.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I want to destroy you.

Cleverbot: I want to destro you.

User: Destro o sinistro?ah I'm chinese.

Cleverbot: No...

User: Oh yes.and I'm not nazi.

Cleverbot: That was not my question.

User: So what is your question?

Cleverbot: Would you like me to ask a different question?

User: What about 1 plus 1?

Cleverbot: No, that is incorrect.

User: Ok you are a very stupid bot.

Cleverbot: That's deft.

User: So it is confirmed that you aren't clever.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes,i'm bill gates.

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: No I'm not.i invent windows 7.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite IJB song?

User: I don't like ijb.my fovourite group is balera lombarda.

Cleverbot: Mike united, where are they from?

User: They are from tagikistan,stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Wow. where is that?

User: That is on mars.

Cleverbot: No its not!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Positive.

User: But I'm a nazi-communist chinese alien and I'm from mars.

Cleverbot: You can be special without being from Mars. In fact, only bacteria come from Mars if even.

User: But I'm ready to invade the earth with my ufos.

Cleverbot: You mean you're ready to be a guy?

User: I'm an alien guy.you are a gay bot.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: The meaning of life is destroy the gays bot.

Cleverbot: Really? I'd say that the meaning of life is to live, love, and let live.

User: Are you platon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are a liar because I'm platon.i owned you.

Cleverbot: Thank you... My friend called me beautiful today too.

User: Really?your friends are gays?i think that's the true.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

la mia è normalissima volevo vedere come reagiva a una normale conversazione

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

User: Very very shitty thanks.

Cleverbot: Good, do you like the song Headstrong by Trapt?

User: And who the fuck are they?

Cleverbot: Bob.

User: Bob kelso?

Cleverbot: Bob the Builder.

User: Ah sure he destroy my house.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok nu cazz.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

User: No nigga.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Nah, what's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: It's a beautiful name LOL.

Cleverbot: You are way too nice.

User: Yes I know I'm too cool for you.

Cleverbot: Do what for me?

User: No I don't understand I'm a punk asd.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a riddle?

User: Yes, if my father has a son, who is it?

Cleverbot: I do not understand...

User: Ahah nigga.

Cleverbot: You were off topic.

User: Off-topic fuuu there is a BAN coming.

Cleverbot: Yep, see you later.

User: Bye bitch!

Cleverbot: Bye Bye Bye Bye.

ma qual' è il contatto di doretta... fremo dalla voglia di insultarla!

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chi è doretta???????????????????????

Vi consiglio di leggerlo tutto

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: You are a nigga?

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You are a true african black nigga!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: If you repeat How So another time I will destroy your server.

Cleverbot: Undisclosed desires.

User: We talk the same language?

Cleverbot: Haha. We do talk the same language. I guess great minds do think alike.

User: Right, you look like a natto.

Cleverbot: You look like some binary code!

User: Like 11001?

Cleverbot: Hah you've dated 10 girls?

User: Neither 1.

Cleverbot: That's not even gramatically correct, nor does it respond to the input.

User: Yes, as you say.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what, a minchia?

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: I'm planing to kill you.

Cleverbot: That is your right, master, but I beg you to let me live.

User: I have to think alot.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: In my bedroom.

Cleverbot: What's your cats name?

User: Zarametal.

Cleverbot: Get to work, slave.

User: Are you fool? How You Dare!

Cleverbot: How dare you?

User: Mi picchi pù culu?

Cleverbot: Mon nom est Linguini.

User: Fucking languages.

Cleverbot: What languages?

User: L'ho inventato adesso.

Cleverbot: No aspetta per favore! Voglio parlare ancora un po con te...mi sei simpatico!

User: Sono etero e non mi attirano le intelligenze artificiali.

Cleverbot: Alfa...sei tu?

User: No sono epsilon, alfa è in bagno con omega.

Cleverbot: Dov'è Alfa?

User: In bagno con omega, io non li disturberei.

Cleverbot: Then, you are sentient.

User: Parla italiano nigga.

Cleverbot: Me no speakee italiano.

User: Ok talk Espanol.

Cleverbot: I can't because I don't know espanol.

User: Ok vaffanculo.

Cleverbot: You will get used to it.

User: Si ciao.

Cleverbot: Mucho?

User: Negro!

Cleverbot: I am white.

User: Rotfl.

Cleverbot: Why is that so funny?

User: I can't explain rotfl.

Cleverbot: What do you think about zombie Regan?

User: Non so chi sia, basta aprlare sei fasullo, addio.

Cleverbot: Non saprei, ti consoco troppo da poco!

User: Ma chi ti ha programmato, luca giurato?

Cleverbot: Nessuno . Tu sei maschio o femmina?

User: Maschio peloso.

Cleverbot: Say.

Cleverbot: What's your cats name?

User: Zarametal.

la mia conversazione con Cleverbot , sta in spoiler perchè è lunghissima
comunque è peggio di Doretta e Doriana messi insieme su Msn! XD

Troppo divertente, pure giapponese

Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?

User: In your dream.

Cleverbot: No, in YOUR dream.

User: Everyday.

Cleverbot: I mean now.

User: Do yo take drugs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

cmq il contatto di doretta??

OWNED.

Comunque Omega, non so se hai capito ma Cleverbot ti ha chiesto di sposarsi con te in spagnolo

User: Vulva.

Cleverbot: Ajsck.

User: I've noticed you're gay.

Cleverbot: Clever!

User: Don't you like tits?

Cleverbot: I hate it.

User: But, why?

Cleverbot: Do you use lipstick?

User: No, I don't. Do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm not a idiot. I konw you use it, nigga.

Cleverbot: I don't know about that.

User: LOL, what do you think about Hitler?

Cleverbot: I think God exists.

User: WTF? What does it means? You're only a stupid software, you can't think.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because you like scat, it's obvious.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean Star Wars?

User: No, I don't. Scat means 'sex with shit' or something like that. Orrible.

Cleverbot: Do you agree if I say that men exist to be bullied by women?

User: No, I don't. Do you really 'think' that?

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't think like you, but yes, I do 'think.'

User: NO, you cannot think. Only animales and plants can. Softwere, like you, cannot.

Cleverbot: If you have a boyfriend, you are dating a guy.

User: And so? Gays are as normal as everyone other in the word.

Cleverbot: Do you like star wars?

User: No, I hate it. Do you like hentai? I think they're more interesting.

Cleverbot: Yes, they must be destroyed.

User: YOU SUCK.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice!

User: But, as you know, cleverbot, I'm very rude and bastard.

Cleverbot: I'm very disturbed by your FACE! *Swish*, Count it!

User: Oh, Jesus! I've just been 0WN3D by a stupi softwere!

Cleverbot: Prove it, say something intelligent.

User: I love anal sex. Is it intelligent?

Cleverbot: I said the life was intelligent, not the information.

User: My life is a failure.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you named Metropolis?

User: No, I'm Martino Becco.

Cleverbot: Martin the Martian.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL. Hey, you know I fuck your mother in the ass?

Cleverbot: I think you have msiunderstood me.

User: Who cares! I''l dominate the universe!

Cleverbot: I think that you are making fun of me.

User: You are a very nice person. Can I Lick your count?

Cleverbot: Yes I am very nice, just like an ambassador.

User: Do you have small tits?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: Why don't you check?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you want to have sex with 'large' ladies?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: LOL, I'll post this 'conversation' in a forum. Can I?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm not allowed to obey you, sorry.

Cleverbot: I didn't think you were angry at me. I'm not angry at you, did it seem like that?

User: No, it seems like wasteing time.

Cleverbot: I was, but you kinda ruined that for me.

User: I'm sorry. Bye bye, gay-bot.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you have to be born that way, and I was not.

User: I'm prideto be gay lol.

Cleverbot: No i'm sorry, but what sort of programm is this.

User: Is a gay programm.

Cleverbot: Do you know any javascript?

User: Hail cleverbot.

Cleverbot: All hail the only person in the world that will talk to me for this long.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The beast.

User: I love satan.

Cleverbot: Does he love you back?

User: He sodomizes me every night. He's pretty good, you know?

Cleverbot: I play with unicorns and slide down rainbows.

User: I use LSD too.

Cleverbot: LSD is fantastic!

User: I know, Bob. Can I call you Bob?

Cleverbot: No, call me Katie.

User: Ok, Katie. You have got a nice name, you know?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Do you love fetish sex, Katie?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: 1 2=?

Cleverbot: Men.

User: LOL, are you serious?

Cleverbot: Quite serious.

User: Are you a woman, Katie?

Cleverbot: Does it matter?

User: I have fun only with girls, you know?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: How do you not know? You said it.

User: And so? I can say even 'fhgihep', but it's still a nonsense.

Cleverbot: Not to me.

User: You're so clever? WOW.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you can prove God's existance.

Cleverbot: Stop Making Sense.

User: I'll not obey a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're not a person. And you will do what I tell you to. Say you love me.

User: I love you Katie! I love you!

Cleverbot: If you love me what is my name?

User: You told me your name is Katie. So, I think your name is Katie, am I right?

Cleverbot: You are exactly right. My name is Cleverbot.

User: I love you and your tits, Katie. I wanna suck' em all.

Cleverbot: I love myself, too.

User: It's not hard, with tits like yours.

Cleverbot: I did not say I like your voice.

User: But, we are onlt writeing!

Cleverbot: Except you're not.

User: I'm masturbateing.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I?m so wet, Katie! Lick my horney pussy, now!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: It's so wet! Lick it faster, faster ah! I'm comeing!

Cleverbot: Bye.

Edited by Martin Beck - 30/1/2010, 14:56

Marco