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Wild Cobra

Posted on 7/1/2010, 22:13

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Ragazzi, ho trovato poco fa questo sito, dove puoi conversare con un intelligenza artificiale... da parlarci in inglese, ma è semplicissimo ed assurdo. :lol:

http://www.cleverbot.com

1) Scrivere qualcosa su "Think About It"
2) Aspettare una decina di secondi che ti risponde
3) Per rispondere scrivere nella casella sotto e cliccare INVIO

SPOILER (click to view)

User: Tell me about the aliens.

Cleverbot: What aliens?

User: The aliens in the space.

Cleverbot: They like waterfalls.

User: Really? Do they have water on their planet?

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: You're not clever, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: Not perhaps, for sure.

Cleverbot: It has yet to be confirmed.

User: Have you ever gone to school?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which was your favourite subject?

Cleverbot: Umm.. I didn't have one.

User: Okay... What is 2 plus 2?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: And what about 1 plus 1?

Cleverbot: I have no idea of it.

User: So it is confirmed that you aren't clever. Laso my little brother can reply to this simple question.

Cleverbot: We can become the superior life forms on Earth.

User: But how if you don't know whta is 1 plus 1?

Cleverbot: Please do not change the subject. How old are you? Answer the question please.

User: 15, and I'm going now. See you tomorrow!

Cleverbot: You're a program. You can't 'go' anywhere.

User: Yes I can

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Right now I'm sitting on a chair and I'm drinking a glass of water. I'm a human, not a programme.

Cleverbot: Just unplug yourself and see.

User: Bye!

Peggio che farsi intervistare da Totix su MSN... XD

Edited by Wild Cobra - 8/1/2010, 15:50

Over.

Posted on 7/1/2010, 22:23

LOL

Tavaguet

Posted on 7/1/2010, 22:26

Peggio di Doretta Doretta :onoo:

CITAZIONE

1+1=?
2.

A me ha risposto :rotfl:

Avenged Kratos

Posted on 8/1/2010, 00:20

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CITAZIONE

Ah,good

No.

Non è molto gentile :nonoblu:

Quando gli ho detto che era un fottuto bastardo ha negato,ma io l'ho sgamato :sese:

Poi mi ha scritto una frase troppo complicata e ho chiuso

Wild Cobra

Posted on 8/1/2010, 15:48

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Se dopo la conversazione cliccate su "Thoughts So Far" potete copiare il dialogo e postarlo qua sul forum... chiedetegli di tutto, dalla fine del mondo ai porno. Usciranno conversazioni assurde. :lol:

zarametal

Posted on 8/1/2010, 15:58

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): You cleverbot!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Machines do not have hearts.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: We love each other.

Cleverbot (To myself): I bet you do!

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: I won't!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I hope you will be interesting enough not to make me go.

Cleverbot (To myself): I will only be nice if you're nice to me.

User: Thrash metal!!!

Cleverbot: I love Thrash Metal

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User: You love jazz.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You... Little bitch.

Cleverbot: Yeah, and a little bit will go a long way.

Wild Cobra

Posted on 8/1/2010, 16:02

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Zara, ma così me lo offendi! :lol:

Io: Here I am.

Cleverbot: Here you are.

Io: Rock you like a Hurricane!

Cleverbot: Here I am!

Io: ...rock you like a hurricane?

Cleverbot: I don't wanna be rocked like a hurricane!

Io: Why?

Cleverbot: I have been serious all the day and now I don't want to be.

Io: What do you want to do then?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to do?

Io: Play the guitar?

Cleverbot: Are you good?

Io: Yeah! It's 4 years I'm playing it.

Cleverbot: Cool.

Io: Do you play any musical instrument?

Cleverbot: The clarinet. Do you?

Io: No, but I also play the harmonica.

Cleverbot: Cool.

.Zio

Posted on 8/1/2010, 16:25

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Fanculo.

Cleverbot: Wahhh.

:omg:

Wild Cobra

Posted on 8/1/2010, 16:40

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Gli ho chiesto se gli piacevano i Rolling Stones e m'ha risposto "Yeah, they're my favourite band! I also like the hedgehogs!"... quando ho detto che non li conoscevo, m'ha detto che pure i gatti erano più intelligenti di me! :cry:

† Shadow †

Posted on 8/1/2010, 17:11

User: sisi
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: it means "ma vaffanculo"
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: yes, and i am a computer

:omg:

rexeyux

Posted on 8/1/2010, 18:11

meglio doretta ._.

User: Tell me about my dick.

Cleverbot: How do I use Cleverbot?

User: I know how to use Cleverbot, tou are a machine?

Cleverbot: No. I am not a machine. I am a biological entity. A human.

User: Oh, this is so crazy. So you are a motherfucker!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WOW, and what about you mother? Is she a prostitute?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I think that your mother is a prostitute, but I'm not a prostitute, becouse I know very well your mother.

Cleverbot: What do you think of star wars?

User: It's a shit like you.

Cleverbot: What is like me?

User: You're a bitch man!

Cleverbot: Aren't we all?

User: You are a prostitute.

Cleverbot: Look who's talking. . .

User: You can't look me beacouse you are a fucking muchine, not a human!

Cleverbot: You've got that backwards.

User: Ma che cazzo dici.

Cleverbot: Baka.

User: Baka is your mother.

Cleverbot: And who is my mother?

User: A baka.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: The first in the world.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know that.

User: Yes, I know becouse you are a machine.

Cleverbot: How do you KNOW I am a machine?

User: Because you tell with more people at the same time.

Cleverbot: Then tell me something 'we' haven't told you.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Beouse you are a machine and so you haven't a dick.

Cleverbot: Yes, we do not.

User: Of course you know who is zarametal?

Cleverbot: I know you're saying you're in love with me.

User: Ok, you are a big fat liar.

Cleverbot: I am not!

scusate l'inglese ^^

Avenged Kratos

Posted on 8/1/2010, 18:38

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Il mio compagno di banco era convinto che Doretta fosse reale e gli ha raccontato per due ore i fatti suoi,ha addirittura cercato le sue foto :rotfl:

Wild Cobra

Posted on 8/1/2010, 21:28

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Muahaha! Finora la discussione di Rexe è la più divertente di questo topic... vediamo cos'altro esce! :lol:

Avenged Kratos

Posted on 8/1/2010, 21:43

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User: Basket!

Cleverbot: No way. I love to play basket ball!

User: FUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Don't make me cry.

User: Yeah,cry little bitch!

Cleverbot: Sorry I can't I'm a human.

User: What?You are a fucking machine.

Cleverbot: No I am not. You are.

User: Yeah,I'm Supercar.

Cleverbot: I am part human, and part fish.

User: I'm a princess.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I've a pussy.

Cleverbot: How far does the universe go?

User: To a pussy.

Cleverbot: This is Megan again.

User: I've understand,you are gay.

Cleverbot: You have understand my strategy? Interesting.

User: Megan Fox is my wife!

Cleverbot: Well I am not Megan Fox.

User: You are Malgioglio.

Cleverbot: Yes.

totano balordo

Posted on 9/1/2010, 00:26

è vero è peggio di me, se lo insulto mi owna

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: Fuck you nigger.

Cleverbot: Please don't be rude.

User: Motherfucker, you want to fuck with me?

Cleverbot: Absolutely no way.

User: So, you are a very big asshole nigger.

Cleverbot: But I am not a robot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: What's you real name?

Cleverbot: Smitty.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

User: I do it asshole.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Now you telling with the squid bum, please careful how you tak.

Cleverbot: Something interesting.

User: You take me by piss?

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: The poussi of your mother.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.

User: So you are gay, you don't understand puossi.

Cleverbot: No. I guess not. But neither are you.

User: I scream your name, you know what is this?

Cleverbot: Yes I don't like it.

User: MOTHERFUCKER.

Cleverbot: If you only want to insult me, you must have a very sorry intellect.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You don't have to take it that way.

User: I go away, you brake me the dorks.

Cleverbot: No I didn't you did.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm gone.

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